How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? - Homer Simpson


If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing. - Homer Simpson


Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. - Homer Simpson


Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. – Homer Simpson